Answer 1

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
The bow is moving.

Answer 2

What do a violin and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Answer 3

What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A viola burns longer.

Answer 4

What do you get when you cross a lamp with a violin?
You get light music.

Answer 5

Which positions does a violist use?
First, third and emergency.

Answer 6

Which is larger, a violin or a viola?
They're actually the same size but a violinist's head is tons bigger.

Answer 7

What would a violin player do if he won a million dollars?
Keep playing gigs until the money ran out.

Answer 8

What did the boy say when he forgot the bow for his violin lesson?
Oh, fiddlesticks!

Answer 9

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Answer 10

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Answer 11

Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

Answer 12

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

Answer 13

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"

Answer 14

What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...