Answer 1

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Answer 2

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it's really working!

Answer 3

Pardon me, but you must have mistaken me for someone who cares!

Answer 4

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Answer 5

I see the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead!

Answer 6

Ignorance is bliss. No wonder you're so happy!

Answer 7

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Girl: Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet I would take out that I and put F and U together.

Answer 8

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person....

Answer 9

I'm sorry, do I look like your therapist?

Answer 10

I enjoyed that speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up!

Answer 11

I can see your point but I still think you're full of crap.

Answer 12

I'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter.

Answer 13

Gee, I'd like to care but I wasn't given that gene!

Answer 14

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Answer 15

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

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Answer 19

A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!

Answer 20