Answer 1

Yo mama house so small her welcome mat just says "Well?"

Answer 2

Yo mama house so small when you get in you don't have room to change your mind.

Answer 3

Yo mama house so small she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

Answer 4

Yo mama house so small when she dropped a Kleenex and had wall-to-wall carpet.

Answer 5

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 6

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 7

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 8

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 9

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed