Answer 1

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!

Answer 2

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Answer 3

Yo mama so big she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she sees food she eats it!

Answer 4

Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Answer 5

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Answer 6

Yo mama so ugly that when she takes a bath, the water jumps out of the tub.

Answer 7

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Answer 8

Yo mama so short when she sits on a dime she doesn't touch the floor!

Answer 9

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you got brush burn and almost died!

Answer 10

Yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and a booger came out of Lincoln's nose!

Answer 11

Knock knock Who's there? Thermos Thermos who? Thermos be a better...

Answer 12

Answer 13

Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she...

Answer 14

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

Answer 15

Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...