Answer 1

Yo mama so dirty when she walks down the street homeless people offer her soap.

Answer 2

Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.

Answer 3

Yo mama so dirty on her job application it said "Position Wanted" and she put "doggy style."

Answer 4

Yo mama so dirty a skunk passed out from smelling her ass.

Answer 5

Yo mama so dirty I asked her how to get to the junkyard and she said "you're looking at it!"

Answer 6

Yo mama so dirty you can't tell where the dirt ends and she begins.

Answer 7

Yo mama so dirty she was banned from a sewage plant because of sanitation worries!

Answer 8

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 9

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 10

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 11

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 12

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed