Answer 1

Yo mama so dumb she asked to get a price check at the Dollar Store.

Answer 2

Yo mama so dumb she stole the free samples.

Answer 3

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Answer 4

Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed.

Answer 5

Yo mama so dumb she thought quarterback was an income tax refund.

Answer 6

Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Answer 7

Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Answer 8

Yo mama so dumb she tried to schedule a physical with Dr. Pepper!

Answer 9

Yo mama so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Answer 10

Yo mama so dumb she thinks a mandate is her boyfriend!

Answer 11

Yo mama so dumb when the computer said "Press any key to continue" she spent an hour looking for the "any" key.

Answer 12

Yo mama so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game!

Answer 13

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Answer 14

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 15

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 16

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 17

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 18

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed