Answer 1

Yo mama so poor I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "just pick a corner"

Answer 2

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

Answer 3

Yo mama so poor children in Africa send her money!

Answer 4

Yo mama so poor she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

Answer 5

Yo mama so poor a burglar broke into her house and left her some money.

Answer 6

Yo mama so poor she went to the dollar store and put a pack of gum on layaway.

Answer 7

Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked her what she was doing... She said "moving!"

Answer 8

Yo mama so poor I farted and she said "who turned on the heat?"

Answer 9

Yo mama so poor she borrowed money from a homeless person.

Answer 10

Yo mama so poor she ran after a garbage truck with her shopping list.

Answer 11

Yo mama so poor her TV has 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Answer 12

Yo mama so poor she had to take a 2nd mortgage out on your cardboard box.

Answer 13

Yo mama so poor I asked her what she was doing with a box of Hefty bags at K-Mart and she said "buying luggage."

Answer 14

Yo mama so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Answer 15

Yo mama so poor she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Answer 16

Yo mama so poor I asked where the bathroom was at your house and she said "4th bottle on the left."

Answer 17

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 18

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 19

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 20

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 21

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed