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Yo Mama so Skinny jokes

  
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Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Yo mama so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
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Yo mama so skinny her bra fits better backward.
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Yo mama so skinny she uses Chap Stick for her deodorant.
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Yo mama so skinny she uses Band-Aids as maxi-pads!
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Yo mama so skinny she wears a belt with Spandex.
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Yo mama so skinny she ate a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

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