Answer 1

You might be a Republican if you're a Pro-Lifer who supports the death penalty.

Answer 2

You might be a Republican if you've ever said "why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches?!"

Answer 3

You might be a Republican if you've ever used any of these terms to describe your wife: Old Ball and Chain, Old Lady, Little Woman, tax credit...

Answer 4

You might be a Republican if you've called the National Endowment for the Arts "a bunch of pornographers."

Answer 5

You might be a Republican if you've referred to education as a luxury.

Answer 6

You might be a Republican if you've looked down through a glass ceiling and chuckled.

Answer 7

You might be a Republican if you think all artists are gay.

Answer 8

You might be a Republican if you've ever called a waitress or secretary "honey."

Answer 9

You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

Answer 10

You might be a farmer if your license plate is wrapped in baling...

Answer 11

You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

Answer 12

You might be an engineer if you look forward to Christmas only to...

Answer 13

You might be a redneck jedi if you ever thought Jabba the Hutt has...

Answer 14

You might be a pothead if you think "Truckin'" by the Grateful...