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Zen jokes

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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zen masters don't need to screw in light bulbs because they carry their own light with them.

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How many Zen monks does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one not to do it.

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What did the master say to his confused disciple?
"That was Zen, this is Tao."

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