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I was God once. It was going really well until everyone died.

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Never make eye contact when eating a banana...

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If you tried to enter an ameteur ugly competition, they'd say...

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Buggy

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Hitler produced a book while he was alive- it was a cooking book....

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its the middle of winter, recess has just started two boys walk...

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Husband: What would you like for your 40th birthday? A diamond...

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What do you call a bee in a rock band? The lead stinger

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A man entered a pun contest in the local newspaper. He sent in ten...

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That piggy looks constipated.  

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What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea

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What is the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat only has 9...

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Why is there an L in NOEL?

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Here's an incest comedy video: ...

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why is justin bieber so amazing? because