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What did one pussy say to the other Fuck me

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Mother: I just found an S&M magazine in Little Johnny's closet!...

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Like a blind man at an orgy, I'm gonna have to feel things out.

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Applying for the administration job at the crematorium was Soul...

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I was God once. It was going really well until everyone died.

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Never make eye contact when eating a banana...

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If you tried to enter an ameteur ugly competition, they'd say...

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Buggy

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Hitler produced a book while he was alive- it was a cooking book....

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its the middle of winter, recess has just started two boys walk...

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Husband: What would you like for your 40th birthday? A diamond...

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What do you call a bee in a rock band? The lead stinger

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A man entered a pun contest in the local newspaper. He sent in ten...

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That piggy looks constipated.  

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What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea

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What is the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat only has 9...