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What is the best time to go to the dentist? At toothhurty

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Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Mitro Mitro who? Mitro-chorizo!

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and a booger came out of...

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yo mama head so big they call her beany

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What do you call a Sun Devil with a championship ring? A thief!

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What is the best way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters.

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You know you're old when you go to sleep and others worry that...

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Statisticians do it with models.

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There is a swing party in the jungle. The monkey is walking around...

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How is a singles bar different from a circus? At the circus the...

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Jane: My short-term memory is very bad! Tom: How bad is it? Jane:...

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President Clinton Of The USA = To Copulate He Finds Interns

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How can you tell when a man is a bachelor? He comes to work from a...