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T-Shirt: Stamp Out Crime... Abolish the IRS.

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You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...

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I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

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What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The captain's log

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Why were roads built? So that the chicken could cross it in the...

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If keep your head when everyone around you is losing theirs you...

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How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having...

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"You look like you just stepped out of a beauty shop... and fell...

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What do an apple and a lawyer have in common? They both look good...

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What is the capital of Washington? The W

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about...

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I want procrastination and I want it tomorrow!

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Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the...

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How does an LA cop catch fish? He catches one and beats it until...

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle snakes