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Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

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You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral...

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What's grosser than gross? A girl does the splits and then sticks...

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A study of economics will typically reveal the best time to buy...

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A psychic once told me I'm psychic.

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How do you make a gynecologist reminisce? Stirrup old memories

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What do you call a Polack with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd

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Q: Did you hear about what happened to the mohel who had cataracts...

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Yo mama so black she goes to funerals naked.

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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAA!

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"Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me." "What did they say?"

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why cant you see the invisible man? hes busy getting pussy

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Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because it flipped...

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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the US? It has four A's and...

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

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How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.