Answer 1

What is a stoner's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand!

Answer 2

What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless

Answer 3

What did the stoner's wife say to him before he left for Vietnam?
Doobie careful.

Answer 4

How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?
Turn the carousel off.

Answer 5

What is the difference between politicians and stoners?
Politicians don't inhale. They just suck.

Answer 6

Did you hear about the stoners who locked their keys in their car?
It took them two hours to get out.

Answer 7

What do you call a stoner epileptic?
Shake and Bake

Answer 8

"I like my women the same as I like my whiskey... 20 years old and...

Answer 9

How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to...

Answer 10

Answer 11

Bumper sticker: "Thank You For Pot Smoking"

Answer 12

Answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana press the...