Answer 1

Yo mama conforms to Planck's law. The greater the frequency she...

Answer 2

Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Answer 3

Yo mama teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!

Answer 4

What is black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in...

Answer 5

Mattel has just announced their new street-life line of toys......

Answer 6

What happens when a Pollock doesn't pay the garbage bill? They...

Answer 7

A bloke stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then...

Answer 8

Who won the zombie race? It was dead even.

Answer 9

Knock knock Who's there? Judo Judo who? Judo know what the hell...

Answer 10

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather? An...

Answer 11

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one...

Answer 12

Good: You and your husband agree... no more kids. Bad: You can't...

Answer 13

You answer me but I never ask you questions. What am I? A telephone

Answer 14

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...

Answer 15

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? None....

Answer 16

Knock Knock Whos there? Ralph Ralph who? Ralph Ralph Ralph, its a...

Answer 17

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 18

Yo mama glasses so thick she burns ants with them.

Answer 19

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Sirius Black is some hip hop station...

Answer 20

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They...