Answer 1

Knock knock Who's there? No one because you have no friends!

Answer 2

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

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Yo mama house so small when she dropped a Kleenex and had...

Answer 4

What do you call a Pollock with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick

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Why do brunettes have to pay $2,000 more for a boob job? Because...

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He said: I'm about to make you the happiest woman in the...

Answer 7

Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.

Answer 8

What do you call a man who lends his tools to a neighbor? A saw loser

Answer 9

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

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Answer 11

Why should u never fight an dinosour Because I will get jurrass...

Answer 12

What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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"Welcome to married life! Too bad everyone hates your wife..."

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Why did Helen Keller commit suicide? I don't know. She was wearing...

Answer 15

You might be white trash if you're reading a book... and using...

Answer 16

You might be a farmer if your license plate is wrapped in baling...

Answer 17

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can...

Answer 18

A man walks into a book shop. He asks the woman behind the counter...

Answer 19

Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama and she said "is it in...

Answer 20

Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.