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Why did the chicken cross the road? Karl Marx: It was a historical...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nun: It was a habit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mae West: I invited it to come...

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A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!

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There is a 4-story house. On the top floor is a crazy woman who...

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What does WOWOLFOL represent? Wolf in sheep's clothing (wool)

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Words cannot express how much I DON'T CARE!

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Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

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"I don't like political jokes. I've seen too many of them get...

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Redhead: I slept with a Brazilian. Blonde: OMG! You slut! How many...

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A blonde was so sick of people making fun of her for being a...

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Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid!

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get the clock...

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You know you're slow when you have to speed up to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jerry Seinfeld: Why does...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken...

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Jack: I just shafted my girlfriend in the elevator. Harry: Dude,...

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The other day I received some sad news. A good friend of mine was...