Alimony jokes

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Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on.

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What is alimony?
Funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.

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Is there any reason I need to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
Not unless the word "alimony" has any meaning to you!

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What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."