Answer 1

A blonde, brunette and redhead were having a breast stroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first and the redhead second but the blonde never finished. After getting in the lifeboat the blonde said "I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms."

Answer 2

A blonde brunette and a redhead were driving through the desert. Their car broke down all of a sudden. They started walking to civilization. The redhead said "I'm taking water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." The brunette said "I'm taking some food so if I get hungry I can eat it." The blonde "I'm taking the car door so if I get hot I can roll the window down!"

Answer 3

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all in 3rd grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde because she's 18.

Answer 4

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead just bought a car. Which one drives it first?
None. They're all in the kitchen!

Answer 5

Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde:...

Answer 6

Redhead: I slept with a Brazilian. Blonde: OMG! You slut! How many...

Answer 7

Why do brunettes have to pay $2,000 more for a boob job? Because...

Answer 8

Answer 9

A blonde was so sick of people making fun of her for being a...