Answer 1

A blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to the gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find him in bed with a beautiful redhead.

She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. Her husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The blonde says to her husband "shut up - you're next!"

Answer 2

A blonde was so sick of people making fun of her for being a blonde she decided to hang herself. Two men walked by and saw her hanging by her wrists.

"What are you doing?" they asked. "I'm hanging myself" she said.

"Then you need to put the rope around your neck" they told her. "Uh, hello! Then I wouldn't be able to breathe."

Answer 3

There is a 4-story house. On the top floor is a crazy woman who...

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists? The other 98% are...

Answer 6

How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde

Answer 7

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? She...