Answer 1

What did the palm tree say to the coconut?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Answer 2

Girl: So what's your name?
Guy: Haywood Jablowme, nice to meet you!

Answer 3

Answer 4

What do you call a black girl with braces?
A black and decker pecker wrecker

Answer 5

What is the best thing about a blow job?
10 minutes of silence

Answer 6

Why is giving a blow job a win/lose proposition?
He may have you at his knees but you have him by the balls.

Answer 7

What is the difference between driving and getting a blow job?
You can only hold one beer while you are driving.

Answer 8

What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
Your wife will always blow your paycheck!

Answer 9

What doesn't belong in the list? Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blow Job
Blow Job. You can beat your meat, eggs or wife but you can't beat a blow job!

Answer 10

Car Repairman: It looks like you've blown a seal.
Alaskan Man: No, that's just frost on my moustache.

Answer 11

Patient: I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help...

Answer 12

A guy walks up to a pharmacy counter where a woman is filling...

Answer 13

A man walks into a bar in Bangkok. A sign reads: Cheese Sandwich:...

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Answer 15

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat...