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"My dick is like my life... hangin' around, swinging, but the women make it hard on me."
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What did the right nut say to the left nut?
"Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick!"
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Life is like a dick... when it gets hard fuck it!
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What's pink and drags along the ocean floor?
Moby's Dick.
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What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say "nice dick!"
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What did O say to Q?
Dude, your dick's hanging out!
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Woman: We should go see Transformers. How long is it?
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A bloke and his 5 year old daughter were driving along.
In the car in front of them were a couple who were doing things but arguing about his fidelity and she cut his penis off and threw it out the window.
It landed on the father and daughters windscreen.
The dad looked around at his daughter and hit the wipers and just said nothing.
About a kilometer down the road she asks "Dad what was that?'"
He says "Oh it was just a bug sweety".
A bit of time lapsed and she said "Gee it had a big dick".
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