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What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates
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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake
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Patient: Doctor, I'm getting heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: I would recommend taking off the candles before you eat it.

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