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What subject do snakes major in in college?
Hiss-story
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What was the snake with no clothes on?
Snaked
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Teacher: In this box I have a 10-foot snake.
Johnny: You can't fool me, teacher. Snakes don't have feet.
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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
It has a rattle.

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