Answer 1

Many women believe that the ultimate fantasy for men is to have two women at once. This is true but one is cooking and the other is cleaning!

Answer 2

There are 3 types of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority.

Answer 3

Why is it that women with the least principle get the most interest?

Answer 4

What's long, hard and makes women groan?
An ironing board

Answer 5

A woman's job is never finished. Maybe that's why they get paid less.

Answer 6

How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?
None. That's a woman's job!

Answer 7

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

Answer 8

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad!

Answer 9

"My wife has more than kept her girlish figure... She's doubled it!"

Answer 10

Scientists have just discovered something that does the work of...

Answer 11

Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.

Answer 12

What is the new low-fat Christian wafer called? "I Can't Believe...

Answer 13