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The director told the students "the female dormitory is off-limits to male students and female students are not allowed in the male one. Anyone who breaks this rule will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second time, and $180 the third. Any questions?" A male student in the crowd asks "So how much is a season pass?"
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Why do University of Alabama graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
So they can use handicapped parking.
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A professor gave an assignment to his class. The only reason for not finishing would be if you were sick or a relative died. A guy student said "but I don't think I'll be able to finish because of sexual exhaustion."
The class started laughing. The professor suggested "maybe you should try using the other hand!?"
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But it takes 7 years.
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College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
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An Engineering Major asks "How does it work?"
A Science Major asks "Why does it work?"
An Accounting Major asks "How much will it cost?"
A Liberal Arts Major asks "Do you want fries with that?"
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