Corny jokes - Pardon My Ego

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"Do you want to hear my tortilla joke? I must warn you it's really corny."

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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-deer.

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Why was the tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad undressing.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

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A man entered a pun contest in the local newspaper. He sent in ten puns, hoping at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What moisturizers do bullfighters use?
Olay

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When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.

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What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
My apologies, I'm a little horse!

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Why did the balloon burst?
Because it saw the lolly pop!

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Where do you plant corn on a farm?
At the corners

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