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A young polar bear cub approached his mother.
Cub: Am I a polar bear?
Mother: Of course you are!
He padded off and found his dad by an iceberg.
Cub: Am I a polar bear, dad?
Father: You sure are, son!
The next day he asked his parents again and again if they were both polar bears, making him 100% pure polar bear. His parents couldn't stand it any longer and asked why he kept questioning them about it. The cub confessed "because I'm FREEZING!"
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