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What is the difference between a walrus and a cunt?
One is wet, has a mustache, and smells like fish. The other is a walrus.
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What is hairy outside, wet inside, starts with the letter "C" and ends with the letter "T?"
A coconut
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Why is it called a pap smear?
Women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes!
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"I would call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth."
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What is the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole ahead of you.
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