Answer 1

What did the dentist and manicurist do on their date?
They fought tooth and nail!

Answer 2

What did they give the "Dentist of the Year?"
A little plaque

Answer 3

Patient: How much will it cost to pull my tooth?
Dentist: 90 dollars.
Patient: For a few minutes work?
Dentist: If you'd like I can extract it very slowly.

Answer 4

What did one tooth say to the other?
Get your cap on. The dentist is taking us out tonight.

Answer 5

Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocaine on his mouth?
The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Answer 6

"I went to the dentist for some root canal work but then I lost my nerve."

Answer 7

What did the judge say when he went to the dentist?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

Answer 8

Man: What do you recommend for yellow teeth?
Dentist: A brown tie.

Answer 9

What did the tooth say to the dentist?
"Fill 'er up!"

Answer 10

What is the best time to go to the dentist?
At toothhurty

Answer 11

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Answer 12

"I'm a Proctologist. I work with assholes all day!"

Answer 13

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Answer 14

How do you make a gynecologist reminisce? Stirrup old memories

Answer 15

What do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth...