Answer 1

Why does the gynecologist leave the room when you're getting undressed?

Answer 2

How did the gynecologist know his patient was horny?
He read her lips.

Answer 3

What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
Both can smell it but can't eat it.

Answer 4

What did the gynecologist say to his wife when he got home?
"I'm bushed!"

Answer 5

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Answer 6

A tennis player gets tennis elbow. An athlete gets athlete's foot. What does a gynecologist get?
Tunnel vision

Answer 7

What is a gynecologist?
A spreader of old wives' tails

Answer 8

What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
The genealogist looks up trees. The gynecologist looks up bushes.

Answer 9

How do you make a gynecologist reminisce?
Stirrup old memories

Answer 10

Never accept a drink from a urologist or a friendly handshake from...

Answer 11

"I'm a Proctologist. I work with assholes all day!"

Answer 12

Why do surgeons wear masks? If one of them makes a mistake nobody...

Answer 13

What is the best time to go to the dentist? At toothhurty

Answer 14

Secretary: One of the patients in the waiting room started a...