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Why did the duck go to rehab?
Because he was a quack addict!
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What do you call a smart duck?
A wise quacker
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What birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks
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What type of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!
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Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
Because they would quack up!
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What did the duck say in the drug store?
"Give me some Chap Stick and put it on my bill!"
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Why did the dog chase the duck?
Everyone kept telling him to get down.
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