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Parrot jokes

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What do you call a dead parrot?
A polygon

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
So it would be polyunsaturated.

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Jane: My parrot is forgetting what I tell it.
Pat: That's strange. Where did you get him?
Jane: Polynesia.

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Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet?
He contracted chirpes. The worst thing was it was untweetable.

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Clean Parrot jokes

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Hawk jokes

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Eagle jokes

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Woodpecker jokes

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Duck jokes

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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!