Answer 1

Describe the importance of elections in today's society.
They are very important. Sex can only happen if a male gets an election.

Answer 2

Name the 4 seasons.
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Answer 3

What is the meaning of the word ‘benign?'
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Answer 4

What is a seizure?
A famous Roman emperor.

Answer 5

What guarantees can a mortgage company insist on?
If you're buying a house they will insist you are well endowed.

Answer 6

What is a fibula?
A small lie.

Answer 7

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?
Because he was dead.

Answer 8

When did Julius Caesar die?
A couple days before his funeral.

Answer 9

Knock Knock Who's there? Monkey ass

Answer 10

Answer 11

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. "Doctor, what's wrong with...

Answer 12

Mother: I just found an S&M magazine in Little Johnny's closet!...

Answer 13

Knock knock Who's there? Annoying English teacher. Annoying...