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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to change it and five to fight off the lead guitarists hogging the limelight.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond?
The savings bond will eventually mature and make money.
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