Answer 1

A man walks up to a woman in a bar...

Man: I woke up this morning with a hard-on and it had your name written all over it!
Woman: I'm sure my name is far too long to fit the whole thing on your dick.
Man: Oh yeah? What's your name?
Woman: Lu.

Answer 2

What is the difference between "light" and "hard?"
You can sleep with a light on.

Answer 3

What is the difference between "dark" and "hard?"
It stays dark all night.

Answer 4

3 people were asked to find the hardest word in the dictionary...

One found the word "photosynthesis." Another the word "happiness." The last person found the word "dick."

Answer 5

Husband: Why do I always get hard when I look at myself in the mirror?
Wife: Because your dick thinks you're a pussy!

Answer 6

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat...

Answer 7

What does an impotent man eat for breakfast? Nut 'n Raisin Honey

Answer 8

Answer 9

Patient: I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help...

Answer 10

A guy walks up to a pharmacy counter where a woman is filling...