Answer 1

What's the difference between a Jew and Harry potter? Harry potter came out of the chamber

Answer 2

Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes

What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast

Answer 3

Holocaust jokes aren't funny anne frankly I'm sick of them!

Answer 4

"I was talking to this hot holocaust survivor the other day so I asked her for her number."

Answer 5

What is the difference between a ton of coal and 1,000 Jews?
Jews burn longer!

Answer 6

What does a Jewish American Princess do during a nuclear holocaust?
Gets out her sun reflector!

Answer 7

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
They give them gas.

Answer 8

What do hippies and jews have in common?  They both bake at 420

Answer 9

Answer 10

why did Hitler get hit by the baseball?

He did Nazi it coming

Answer 11

What's the difference between boy scouts and jews? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Answer 12

how do you make a jew fly? with a slight breeze.

Answer 13

Everyone needs to stop making Holocaust jokes! Can you nazi how hurtful they are?

Answer 14

German officer: right guys get up today you will be playing cricket you will be playing in the ASHES

Answer 15

The former Nazi concentration camp of Auschwitz has been re-opened as a tourist attraction and memorial.

I wrote to the owners to suggest they call the place 'Jewgassic Park', but they never replied.

Answer 16

What band was formed by French holocaust survivors?
Jew Ran Jew Ran

Answer 17

My son has blonde hair and blue eyes. Your kids may be cute but at least I know MINE wouldn't have died in the Holocaust!

Answer 18

Hitler approaches a group of children in a concentration camp and starts talking to them. He asks the first child:"how high can u jump, kid?" and is answered:"1 meter high sir!" hitler nods and gives him 1 loaf of bread. He asks a second kid the same and is answered:"2 meters, sir!" hitler again nods and gives this kid 2 loaves of bread. He then asks the third and final kid and is answered:"4 meters, sir!" hitler draws out his gun and shoots the kid dead where he stands, saying:" dangerous, this one, could've jumped the fence!"

Answer 19

What do you call a Jewixh Pokemon trainer? Ash.

Answer 20

My mom died of skin cancer, she was a bitch anyways

Answer 21

What's the difference between a jew and a penis?
Hitler likes one and doesn't like the other.

Answer 22

Where were black Jews first discovered? At the back of the oven

Answer 23

Question: Whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus

Answer: Santa Claus goes down the chimney

Answer 24

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza only one comes out of the oven

Answer 25

Laura: My mom never bought me an easy bake oven when I was a child.
Tom: That's probably a good thing since you're Jewish!

Answer 26

What do Jews say when they are asked to go on a train. they say 'I'm not falling for that trick again!'

Answer 27

How do you get a Jewish girls number? You roll up her sleeve

Answer 28

Why will the Jews never forget the holocaust?
Because it sounds like "low cost!"

Answer 29

Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating...1.1 million stars.

Answer 30

what's the difference between a lobster and a jew?

a lobster actually tastes good after being boiled.

Answer 31

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Answer 32

Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.

He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.

I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much.

Answer 33

They are Jews so fucking bad at CoD?

They're all fucking campers

Answer 34

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke.

Answer 35

What's a Jews favourite band? Nickelback

Answer 36

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends on how fast they can run to it without getting shot.

Answer 37

What did Hitler say when all the camps got raided? Did "jew" see that

Answer 38

What’s the worst thing about being black and Jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven.

Answer 39

That boy in the movie "The Visit" must have been jewish, his nazi grandmother knew he belonged in the oven.

Answer 40

What's grey, runs along walls and kills Jews?

Gas Pipes.

Answer 41

How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and brush.

Answer 42

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Because he saw his gas bill.

Answer 43

What kind of car can fit 1000 Jews?

Any car with an ashtray.

Answer 44

Hitler: "This is Hitler to the Concentration camp, what does the weather look like?"
Guard: "Hail Hitler."

Answer 45

Answer 46

What do you call a jew? Dead.

Answer 47

What's the difference between a jew and a bag of shit?
The bag

Answer 48

what do you call a jewish camp? a concentration camp

Answer 49

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?

            "You wanna buy some candy?"

Answer 50

A gas planet?

We call it Jewpiter!

Answer 51

What sound does Hitler make when he sneezes?
"A Jew"

Answer 52

You wouldn't believe what the nazis did to my grandpa!
6 years in the S.S. and he wasn't even promoted to officer rank!

Answer 53

What did harry find in the chmaber of secrets

Jews

Answer 54

Don't jewish your boyfriend was hot like me.

Answer 55

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a Jew?

At least Jews can be useful sometimes, like when you want to get warm.

Answer 56

I walked up to a jew and saw that he  looked  hungry... So I said hey Jew you look hungry, do you want a bagel. OK here you go. How was the bagel I said. I look at the ground. Whoops that was bleach.... Yikes

Answer 57

whats worst than The Holocaust?.... A Stubbed toe

Answer 58

How do you fit 5 nazis and 2 Jews in a car. 2 nazis in the front, 3 in the back and you put the Jews in the ash tray

Answer 59

Why does a shower head have 11 holes? Because jews only have 10 fingers

Answer 60

whats the difference between us ? "jew" are not me!

Answer 61

what's worse than the holocaust? six million Jews.

Answer 62

What would you call a flying Jew?

Smoke.

Answer 63

Why don't Jews wear Jordan's? Because they holocaust a lot of money

Answer 64

What's the difference between a Boy Scout, and a Jew?

One comes back from camp

Answer 65

Hey guess what jews used to take baths with. Acid

Answer 66

my dad died in the holocaust!
he fell off an watch tower

Answer 67

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb none cause they got turned to ash by hitler

Answer 68

Q: Why don't you invite Hitler to a barbecue?

A: Because he burns all the Franks

Answer 69

What do you call a hot jew? ash

Answer 70

im part of the not-see party

Answer 71

so the other day i saw a hot jewish girl, and so i rolled up her sleeve for her number.

Answer 72

Why didn't the Jews see any German Jews? Because the German Jews went into the oven before the other Jews.

Answer 73

Why won't Jewish girls let German guys cum in their mouths?
They say it taste nazi

Answer 74

How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A broom and a dust pan

Answer 75

¨My Love for Jew is unbearable¨
¨I can nazi us together¨
¨Äuschwitz¨

Answer 76

Don't touch my cookies! They are freshly baked from the oven. Like the jews.

Answer 77

Can you "nazi" that all of these  jokes are racist anne frankly i think this is childish

Answer 78

STFU before I use Jew-jitsu on ur ass

Answer 79

What did Hitler give his neice for Christmas?..... An easy bake oven

Answer 80

What's worse than 1 beesting, 2 beestings, What's worse than 2 beestings, 3 beestings What's worse than 3 beestings, the holocaust, What's worse than the holocaust, 4 beestings

Answer 81

What burns faster paper or jews?

Answer 82

What sound does Hitlers gun make?
 "Jew Jew"

Answer 83

They say there is strength in numbers.
Tell that to 6 million Jews

Answer 84

What's a similarity between a black man and Hitler? Neither can finish a race!

Answer 85

Q: What do you call Hitler today?

A: Donald Trump.

Answer 86

A Jewish boy was cleaning an ashtray. Hitler walks by and says, "Are you looking for someone?"

Answer 87

Prisoners, prisoners today we are having a sports day. The Americans will play football on the football field, the English will play cricket on the cricket field and the Jews will play hopscotch on the minefield.

Answer 88

Whats the difference between the holocaust and the game Call of Duty
In the holocaust there was more than one in the chamber.

Answer 89

What is the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout can come back from camp

Answer 90

what do you call it when a jew throws a german in the oven?
opposite day

Answer 91

What did the Jew dad say when his Jew boy asked him for 40 bucks?
What do you need $20 for?

Answer 92

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 40 in the ash tray.

Answer 93

What do you call a German Jew? A burned potato

Answer 94

I only moved to Germany last week and already I've been banned from the local swimming baths.

It's not my fault though.

They should put a sign up if they don't want people wearing gas masks in the communal showers.

Answer 95

How do you see how many Jews live in your neighborhood?   Roll a quarter down the street

Answer 96

Why wouldn't I have sex with a Jewish woman? Because it was out of mein kampfort zone

Answer 97

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JEW AND A PIZZA?   JEW HAVE TO TURN DOWN THE OVEN FOR THE PIZZA

Answer 98

How much dose the holla-cost
About 11-17 Million lives.

Answer 99

What's the difference between Santa and Jews?

Santa goes down the chimney.

Answer 100

Doctor, Doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of killing Jews

Answer 101

What did god say the first time he made a black person?

Oops. I burnt one.

Answer 102

I don't know if I can trust my Jewish barber. He doesn't actually have any hair himself.

Answer 103

Hitler said he wanted a glass of juice not to gass the jews

Answer 104

Introducing the new jewish shower! Now with chemicals!

Answer 105

How was copper wire invented?  2 Jews fighting over a penny

Answer 106

Were does the black jew sit?


         In the back of the gas chamber.

Answer 107

What did hitler say to the hot Jewish woman.

Roll up your sleave so i can get your number.

Answer 108

this shit aint funny the holocaust was no laughing matter, because they didn't use laughing gas

Answer 109

what did Hitler say to Anne Frank: AmsterDammmmmmmmmmmm

Answer 110

y did the fat relief teacher fall over

bc she did nazi it coming

Answer 111

Why was the Jew all out of breath?

Because He was gassed

Answer 112

When I asked for Anne Frank's number. She pulled up her sleeve.

Answer 113

Why are there so many black Jews  because they were at the back of the line for the gas chamber

Answer 114

What is the difference between a Jew and a steak?

A steak is clean when it goes in the oven.

Answer 115

what did the german say to the jew?
smoke a biff so i can blaze your ashes

Answer 116

what is the difference between a pestcontroll guy and hitler?... at least one of them gets paid to gass a pest

Answer 117

Hitler was so good at roasting he burned 6 million jews

Answer 118

My grandpa, too, died in the war!..
He fell off of a watchtower...

Answer 119

Where do Jews go to think?
Concentration camp!

Answer 120

How do you get a jewish girls number, you check her arm.

Answer 121

why couldnt anne frank finish her diary?
she didnt have enough concentration.

Answer 122

When was the last time the jewish boy saw his father?
At the top of the chimney.

Answer 123

Why can't you keep jews in prison?
    Because they eat all the locks.

Answer 124

What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

A bakery.

Answer 125

Two guards meet during camp patrol. One asks the other:"hey, do u smell that sweet, caramel-like smell? Do u know what is it?"
The second replies:"yeah, they're burning the diabetics today...:)"

Answer 126

what did Hitler get for his birthday
 a easy bake oven and a gi jew

Answer 127

How do you cook a Jewish person? All jew have to do is call up hitler

Answer 128

What's the difference between juice and Jews? One goes in and the other goes out

Answer 129

What do you call a flying Jew?
A kike.

Answer 130

What's a Jewish child's favorite game?

Concentration

Answer 131

Holocaust was not funny!
My grandfather died in Auschwitz.
He fell from a guard tower while drunk.

Answer 132

Where does a Jewish boy with AD-HD go?
-Concentration camp

Answer 133

Why was Hitler so mad at breakfast?


Because they served him orange jews.

Answer 134

What's a Jews worst nightmare?  Being creamated.

Answer 135

Q: Whats the worst thing about being a black Jew?

A: They make you sit in the back of the oven.

Answer 136

Your holocaust jokes aren't funny and they're making me fuhorous.

Answer 137

They should call Jupiter JEWPITER because its a gas planet

Answer 138

Have you heard about the new German microwave?
It's got 10 seats inside!

Answer 139

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven!

Answer 140

how do German tie their shoes

in little NAZI'S

Answer 141

How did the tree burn down? A burning Jewish boy was trying to get in his tree house

Answer 142

have jew heard what the isreali defense force is training there army in martail arts? jew jitsu and jewdo

Answer 143

Hey, wanna hear a holocaust joke??

In the six millionth time, its not funny!!!

Answer 144

Two jews are having a fight while washing, and one of them grabs a block of soap, as if to throw. The other cries:"hey! Don't involve parents!"

Answer 145

Why wasn't Hitler invited to the barbeque? He always burns the Franks.

Answer 146

how do you pick up jewish girls? With a dustpan

Answer 147

This Jewish girl wanted me to meet her parents.
She handed me a bar of soap & a lampshade.

Answer 148

Why are JAPs hyochondriacs? Increasing their odds of meeting a...

Answer 149

How do you Circumcise a Red Neck? Kick his sister in the Mouth!

Answer 150

Q: Did you hear about what happened to the mohel who had cataracts...

Answer 151

Hitler produced a book while he was alive- it was a cooking book....

Answer 152