Answer 1

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table. There is no punch line.

Answer 2

There is a 4-story house. On the top floor is a crazy woman who juggles knives. On the next floor is a man who pees out the window. The person on the next floor is painting his window sill green. Next is a man who sells pickles.

A woman orders pickles from the pickle man. The man says they'll be ready in a couple minutes. He starts making the pickles. While he is doing this the knife thrower drops a knife. It cuts off the peeing man's penis.

The penis falls into the bucket of green paint. When the painter turns around he knocks over his paint. The green penis falls into the jar of pickles the pickle man was making for the woman. The man then puts on the cap and gives the woman the jar. Next week she comes back. "I really liked those pickles," she said. "Especially the one with the jelly filling!"

Answer 3

A blonde was so sick of people making fun of her for being a...

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A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!