Answer 1

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who who wants to know?

Answer 2

Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?
He always thought he was following someone.

Answer 3

If you want to know more about paranoids follow them around.

Answer 4

I held a festival of peace and meditation. My neighbors complained...

Answer 5

Yo mama so stupid if she got amnesia she'd get smarter.

Answer 6

"I joined Bachelors Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting...

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