Answer 1

How many saxophone players does it take to change a light bulb?
60. One to change the bulb and 59 to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

Answer 2

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
It's all in the grip.

Answer 3

How many alto sax players does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Answer 4

Hal: I decided to give up the saxophone.
Vince: Was it too hard to master?
Hal: No, I saw the neighbors coming home with a gun...

Answer 5

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...

Answer 6

Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

Answer 7

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

Answer 8

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

Answer 9

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"