Answer 1

How do you know when there's a trombonist at your door?
His hat will say "Domino's Pizza."

Answer 2

How can you tell which kid on the playground is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide and he can't swing.

Answer 3

How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but he'll do it too loudly.

Answer 4

What do you call the girl on a trombone player's arm?
A tattoo

Answer 5

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...

Answer 6

Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

Answer 7

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

Answer 8

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

Answer 9

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"