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What is the difference between broccoli and snot? Kids don't eat...

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What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? The coffin has...

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Black Friday is a scam to distract you from the fact they are...

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Thanksgiving is the day you give thanks for everything so that you...

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A man who was about to be executed was asked if he would like to...

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A man asked his friend how much he paid for his nose ring. He...

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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. His wife is...

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A guy walks into a barber shop. The barber says "what will it be...

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers...

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"You should have seen the Christmas cards I got this year. I got...

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OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago but it was so...

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Q- What do u call a gay drive by A- A fruit Roll up

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Why aren't there Mexicans in the Olympics? They all got deported.

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What bow can't be tied? A rainbow

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im so sorry to here about the death of i gave a shit

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Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed...

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A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!