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If women don't fool around and men don't fool around, who are the...

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Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she.

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Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark.

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A man rode his bicycle through the park one day. A friend asked...

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Why are the New York Jets like a tampon? They're only good for one...

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What do the Pope and the Saints have in common? They both cram...

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Why is red the color of the University of Georgia? Because they...

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How many directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one...

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A good discussion is like a miniskirt... Short enough to retain...

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A guy walks up to a pharmacy counter where a woman is filling...

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says "daddy,...

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3 men visit the mountain of wishes where they get what they wish...

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Mickey goes back to the judge after asking him before about...

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.

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How do you stop a University of North Carolina fan from beating...

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Dawn of the planet of Obama care.

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What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper

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What did the banana do after the monkey began chasing it? The...

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

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An optimist says "the glass is half full." A pessimist says "the...