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Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure,...

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Lisa: I get so nervous and frightened during driving...

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Doctor: Nurse, how is the little girl who swallowed the 10...

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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: an empty Greyhound.

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What is the Cuban national anthem? "Row Your Boat!"

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How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder!

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What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" Killkenny.

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Girl: "Sorry, I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy:...

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A child prayed for a bike. When he didn't get it he later stole a...

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How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light...

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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off...

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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like...

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? Because he's Haydn!

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What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A new age...

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A life insurance agent tells a prospective client "don't let me...

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The President of a large corporation opened his directors meeting...

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A Big Mac.

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Tommy answered the Kentucky State frat house phone. The voice said...

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Sister: Mom wants you to come and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?...