Answer 1

My wife's skin looks like a million dollars... wrinkled and green!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? To reach puberty

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What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece

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What holds the sun up in the sky? Sunbeams

Answer 6

Why is ET short? Because he has little legs!

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What are freckles, red hair, pale skin, and a "Soulless"...

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A dog that...

Answer 9

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet...

Answer 10

Why is Piglet so smelly? He plays with Pooh.

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You know you're from Pennsylvania if you can give directions to...

Answer 12

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She needed a map.

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How do mountains stay warm in the winter? They wear snow caps.

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I was sexting my girlfriend and then she dumped me. When I came...

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Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock...

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First I was a Giant fan, then I was a Jet fan... now I'm a small...

Answer 17

When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity he got it back.

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What did The Wanted say during their award acceptance speech? "We...

Answer 19

How do 5 gay guys walk together? In One Direction.

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Why are white girls so skinny? They think sucking dick is part of...