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Words cannot express how much I DON'T CARE!

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Who wrote the "Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks?" Paul Bunion

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Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

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What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat...

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A woman was cheering her son on in a Little League game. He was...

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Newspaper Headline: Miners Refuse to Work After Death

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Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger? She wanted to...

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Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

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"In all the years I've been married I've never stopped being...

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You might be a redneck if you drove a minivan to your prom.

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What is the biggest problem with Willie Nelson Blvd. in...

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A recent study shows there are 12 million Americans who aren't...

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Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? She got cold so she...

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What do you call a blonde in a sauna? A hot air balloon

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Texan: Where are you from? Harvard student: I am from a place...

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yo mama was so cocked when she was tyrin to look for burger king...

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Masochist: Hurt me! Sadist: No.

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Dan: There's a great Spanish restaurant nearby. Rhonda: How...

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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.