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Are people jealous of the Irish? Yes, they're green with envy.

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If Miss Issippi gave her shirt to Miss Ouri what can Dela wear? "I...

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Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants have announced a merger to become...

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Maine: We're Really Cold but our Lobster is Cheap!

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Van Gogh was known to be vague. Whatever you said to him just went...

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!

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Why did they try to cheer up the seven dwarves? Only one of them...

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"My wife was about to get a facelift but when they saw what was...

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"I saw a guy chatting up a cheetah. I figured he's trying to pull...

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Most children eat their spinach so they'll grow up big and strong...

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Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven? Because he woke...

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Amber: I got a fortune cookie at dinner last night and it...

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"My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now...

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What do you get when you cross a transatlantic aircraft with an...

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar!

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Why do men fart more than women? Women can't shut up long enough...

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Redhead: I slept with a Brazilian. Blonde: OMG! You slut! How many...

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How do you know it's midnight at an American airport? When you see...

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"I know I'm not perfect. But I'm so close it's scary!"