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Why did Cleopatra think she didn't need to see a psychiatrist? She...

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What's black, crispy, and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc

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What did they call Serbian hookers? Slobbadown Mecockyabitch!

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Women are the reason I look both ways on a one-way street.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer

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"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked...

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"I don't like political jokes. I've seen too many of them get...

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What do you get when you cross a pickpocket with a Peeping...

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Why did the rooster run away? It was chicken.

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I held a festival of peace and meditation. My neighbors complained...

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon

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What is the difference between a walrus and a fox? About 7 drinks.

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business...

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What did the cowboy ride at the beach? A seahorse

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The chef was preparing the seafood when he pulled a mussel.

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Who invented underground tunnels? A mole

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's...

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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light...

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What do you call a brave and hairy Tibetan? Yak the giant killer