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If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto...

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The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is...

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Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

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Woman: I feel really good about myself today. I gave a bum 5...

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"My dog's so obedient... I said 'heel' and he bit me right there!"

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There is a 4-story house. On the top floor is a crazy woman who...

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Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's...

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Teacher: Every 10 seconds a woman in India gives birth to a...

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Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the country to see a...

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Condom slogan: Cover your stump before you hump

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What do you call a Paki on the moon? A problem What do you call...

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Did you hear about the new Marilyn Monroe stamp? When you lick it...

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Why did the man go to the brain surgeon? To give him a piece of...

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"An old man came up to me at the ATM the other day asking me to...

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What do a high-wire artist without a safety net and a man getting...

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How did aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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Watch out boy, she'll chew you up  

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What does WOWOLFOL represent? Wolf in sheep's clothing (wool)

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You might be from rural America if you think cow tipping is an...